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♪♪

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[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.

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MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH
ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES

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FROM BEST FRIENDS
TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.

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SOMEHOW WE
ALL FIT TOGETHER,

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NATURALLY.

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♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE
A WORLD FOR ME ♪

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♪ IT'D BE OPEN,
BIG AND FREE ♪

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♪ I'D PICK A PLACE
NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

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♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

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♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪
♪ MY WORLD ♪

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♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪

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♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN
NO ONE'S THERE ♪

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♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪
♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪

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♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪

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♪ NATURALLY ♪

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
SOMETIMES YOU JUST KNOW

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YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE A GOOD DAY.

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THERE'S EVEN
A MATHEMATICAL EQUATION.

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FOR EXAMPLE, ONE
GOOD HAIR DAY...

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TIMES TWO GREAT
FRIENDS...

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MINUS ANY BOY DRAMA...

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PLUS MANY STUDENTS
FLEEING FOR THEIR LIVES...

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Students:
[ Screaming ]

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
CAN BE DIVIDED BY
ONE EVIL COUSIN.

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KATIE?

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I THOUGHT
I SMELLED WIMP.

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PLEASE... PLEASE
DON'T HURT ME.

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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

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IT TURNS OUT ALL
THE OTHER SCHOOLS
IN THE NIAGARA REGION

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DON'T HAVE
"THE RESOURCES"
TO HANDLE ME.

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SO I'VE BEEN SENTENCED
TO R.B. BENNETT.

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I GUESS R.B. STANDS
FOR REALLY BORING.

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IS THAT WHY YOU
LIKE IT HERE?

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I WON'T ASK
WHY YOU DIDN'T
INTRODUCE US.

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Hal:
MMM! HEY, DAD,
CHECK IT.

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MMM.

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SAVES ON DISHES.

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I NEVER KNEW SAVING
THE ENVIRONMENT

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COULD BE SO
DISGUSTING.

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WAIT, SHOULDN'T
YOU BE AT SCHOOL?

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RELAX, DAD,

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WHAT I JUST DID
CAN'T BE TAUGHT
IN BOOKS.

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YOU HAVE
TO LIVE IT.

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TELL ME YOU'RE
NOT SUSPENDED.

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NO! IT'S FOR MY
CO-OP PROGRAM.

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I'M GETTING A REAL-
LIFE EXPERIENCE

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WORKING AT A REAL,
LIVE WORKPLACE.

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SO I'M WORKING
FROM HOME WITH MOM.

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BUT YOUR MOM'S
ON A BOOK TOUR
IN THE YUKON.

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I KNOW, BUT,
YOU KNOW,

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ON A REGULAR DAY,
BEFORE SHE'S DONE
PLAYING SOLITAIRE,

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THIS IS WHAT SHE
DOES, RIGHT?

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[ Heavy sigh ]

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WHOA... AH-H...

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OOF!
GET UP AND
GET DRESSED.

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YOU'RE COMING
TO WORK WITH ME.

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I'M INTRODUCING YOU
TO THE EXCITING WORLD

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OF ELECTRO-ENGINEERING.

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AH! AH-H-H!
MY APPENDIX!

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YOUR APPENDIX IS
ON THE OTHER SIDE.

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REALLY?

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UH, IT MUST
HAVE MOVED.

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THAT'S WHY IT
HURTS SO MUCH.

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UPSTAIRS.

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GLUING THE
LOCKER SHUT:

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DID IT FIRST.

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PLASTIC WRAP
ON A TOILET:

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OWN THE PATENT.

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CLEARING OUT AN ASSEMBLY
IN LESS THAN 50 SECONDS:

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MADE THE TRAINING
VIDEO.

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READ ABOUT ALL THESE
TECHNIQUES AND MORE

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IN MY BOOK,
"PRANK-ONOMICS".

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ONLY TEN BUCKS FOR
A LIMITED FIRST EDITION.

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Ms. Mann: [ Singsong ]
MAKE WAY. PRINCIPAL
OF THE YEAR

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COMING THROUGH...

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KATIE. WE'RE
NOT GOING TO
HAVE ANY PROBLEMS

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WITH YOU HERE AT
BENNETT, ARE WE?

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OH, NO, MS. MANN.

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I'VE LEARNED
MY LESSON.

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I'VE LEFT BEHIND MY
UNDERACHIEVING WAYS.

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I'M REALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO MAKING

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SOME BIG CHANGES
IN MY LIFE.

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GLAD TO HEAR IT.

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I'M NOT MAKING
ANY CHANGES.

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SO, WHAT'S THIS
ABOUT YOUR COUSIN
BEING HERE?

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OH, KATIE.

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YEAH, SHE'S HERE.
BUT DON'T WORRY,

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SHE'LL WANT NOTHING
TO DO WITH US.

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Katie:
SADIE.

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IS THIS YOUR
BOYFRIEND?

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IF YOU MEAN A BOY

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WHO IS ALSO A
FRIEND, THEN YES.

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AND IF YOU
MEAN A BOY

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WHO USED TO BE
MY BOYFRIEND,

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THEN YES TO
THAT TOO.

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BUT IF YOU'RE
ASKING ME...
AH,

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A VOICE AS LOVELY
AS A DIAL TONE.

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I'M HER
COUSIN, KATIE.

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I DON'T NORMALLY
COP TO THAT.

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I-I'M... I'M BEN.
GET OUT!

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YOU'RE THAT "CHYMO"
GUY I READ ABOUT
IN SADIE'S DIARY?

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OH MAN!

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SHE WAS TOTALLY
OBSESSED WITH YOU.

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YOU ARE NOW TRAVELLING
THROUGH ANOTHER DIMENSION.

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ANOTHER SPACE AND TIME

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WHERE NO ONE SEES THROUGH
KATIE'S CHARADE.

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WHERE COUSINS
ARE IDENTICAL

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DESPITE HAVING SEPARATE
SETS OF PARENTS.

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YOUR NEXT STOP,

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BIZARRO-LAND.

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HEY, WANT TO GRAB
SOME SLOP IN
THE CAF LATER?

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SOUNDS GOOD.

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I WOULD LOVE TO,
BUT I HAVE A DATE

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WITH MY ERLENMEYER
FLASK.

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NICE TO SEE YOU'RE
DATING IN YOUR
LEAGUE THIS TIME.

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REMEMBER, WHEN YOU
FIND YOUR LOCKER

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FILLED WITH
SHAVING CREAM, I
TRIED TO WARN YOU.

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SHE'S NEW HERE.

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WOULD IT KILL
YOU TO BE NICE?

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
UH... BUT I AM
THE NICE ONE!

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OKAY, I AM
READY FOR WORK.

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I DON'T THINK SO.

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WHAT, TOO MUCH
"POWER" IN MY TIE?

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NOT ENOUGH "DRESS"
IN YOUR SHIRT.

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HAL, THERE'S
AN OLD SAYING:

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DRESS FOR THE
JOB YOU WANT,

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NOT FOR THE
JOB YOU HAVE.

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BUT I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A JOB.

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AND YOU LOOK IT.

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BACK UPSTAIRS.

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AW, MAN.

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YOU KNOW, I...

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I EVEN IRONED IT
AND EVERYTHING.

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I JUST GOT A MESSAGE
FROM THAT CUTE BOY

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WHO SITS BEHIND ME
IN ENGLISH.

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WHAT DID HE SAY?

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HARD TO SAY.

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THAT'S WHY I NEED
RAIN TO DECODE
HIS TEXT MESSAGE.

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YOU'RE THE CLOSEST THING
AROUND HERE TO A GUY.

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THANKS!

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HEY!
[ Beep of cell phone ]

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WELL, IF MY MAN-O-STAT
SERVES ME,

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IT LOOKS LIKE
HE'S WINKING.

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AND THAT MEANS
HE LIKEY MARG...

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[ Sniffing ]

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QUICK, MASK THE
STENCH OF FEAR!

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HOW'D YOUR DATE
WITH THE FLASK GO?

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LET ME GUESS.
YOU GOT STOOD UP.

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HUH! MAYBE
THE FLASK AND I

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HAVE AGREED TO
SEE OTHER PEOPLE.

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
OKAY, THAT WAS
TOTALLY LAME.

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ADVANTAGE: KATIE.

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DO YOU GUYS WANT
TO SIT DOWN?

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UH, NO. KATIE
AND I ARE GOING
TO GO EAT OUTSIDE.

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WHY? IS IT EDGIER?

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LET'S GO.

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WE'RE GETTING BORING
BY ASSOCIATION.

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BUT...

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THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A GOOD DAY!

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I HAD A MATHEMATICAL
FORMULA AND EVERYTHING.

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...AND THAT'S
RECEPTION,

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AND THIS IS
THE KITCHEN...
DOUGHNUT ROOM!

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YES!

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Walter:
OH, DAVE.

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THIS IS
MY SON, HAL.

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HAL, THIS IS
DAVE MAYBERRY.

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MISTER MAYBERRY
TO YOU.

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WE'RE COLLABORATING
ON THE THOMPSON-
REID ACCOUNT.

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GOOD TO MEET
YOU, HAL.

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HEY, WHAT'S UP,
BIG TIME?

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HEH?

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YEAH.
[ Chuckle ]

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"BIG TIME"?

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YEAH, YEAH, I COULD
GET USED TO THAT.

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BIG TIME.

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BIG TIME...
[ Beep of P.A. system ]

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Woman: [ On P.A. ]
MR. HAWTHORNE, PLEASE
COME TO RECEPTION.

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MR. HAWTHORNE.

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I'LL BE RIGHT
BACK, OKAY?

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IN THE MEANTIME,

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DON'T DO ANYTHING
THAT'LL GET ME FIRED.

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HEY, NO PROBLEM.

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OOH, MY FAVOURITE!

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OOH, SOUP IN A MOUTH.

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INSTANT AND OH-SO-TASTY.

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MM, MMM...

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MMMM!

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HAL!

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IN THE WORKPLACE,

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IT'S THE PEOPLE
WHO USE BOWLS

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THAT GET PROMOTED.

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RIGHT.

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SCORES!

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[ Snickering ]
YES.

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Sadie:
DON'T YOU THINK I
SHOULD SAY SOMETHING
TO BEN ABOUT KATIE?

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I DON'T KNOW, SADE.

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BEN'S A SMART GUY.

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I MEAN, HE SAW
RIGHT THROUGH ARDEN.

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YOU HAVE TO WARN BEN
ABOUT THE SHE-DEVIL.

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LOOK!

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SHE'S ALREADY SUCKING
THE LIFE FORCE

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RIGHT OUT OF HIM.

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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

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IT TOOK ME AND BEN
MONTHS TO KISS!

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IT TOOK KATIE
FIVE HOURS.

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AND I THOUGHT THE
PRINCESS OF DARKNESS

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WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
AN UNDERACHIEVER.

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WHAT DOES
THE MAN-O-STAT SAY?

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THE MAN-O-STAT SAYS
SADIE SHOULD WARN BEN.

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BUT IF KATIE ASKS,

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I NEVER GAVE
YOU THAT ADVICE

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AND YOU NEVER
SAW ME!

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GOODBYE, STENCH
OF FEAR,

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HELLO, SCENT OF
LILAC AND MUSK.
[ Spritzing of cologne ]

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LATER, CHYMO.
SEE YOU, KATIE.

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BEN!

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SADIE, ARE
YOU OKAY?

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I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS,

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BUT KATIE IS...

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EVIL AND
MANIPULATIVE.

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REALLY? 'CAUSE TO ME,

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SHE SEEMS INTERESTING
AND COMPLICATED.

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ONLY BECAUSE SHE'S
EVILLY MANIPULATED YOU
INTO BELIEVING THAT.

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I THINK FOR
MYSELF, OKAY?

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AND FROM WHAT I SEE,
KATIE HAS GUTS.

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SHE TAKES CHANCES
YOU NEVER WOULD.

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HEY! I TAKE TONNES
OF CHANCES.

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WOO-OOO! WOO-OOO!

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SOMEBODY CALL THE
FASHION POLICE.

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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,

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I'M WEARING STRIPES WITH CHECKS.

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YOU ARE A WILD ONE.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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OKAY, HOW CAN
I PUT THIS IN A WAY
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND?

236
00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,884
KATIE IS
INTERESTED IN YOU
TO GET BACK AT ME.

237
00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:31,677
KATIE SAID YOU'D
SAY SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.

238
00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,679
SEE! ANOTHER EXAMPLE
OF HER EVIL GENIUS.

239
00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,556
SHE ALSO PREDICTED
YOU'D SAY SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.

240
00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,807
OKAY. WELL,

241
00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:37,767
HOW ABOUT THIS?

242
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,228
DID SHE PREDICT
I'D DO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT?

243
00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,190
ACTUALLY,
YEAH, SHE DID.

244
00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,859
LOOK, SADIE, HOW
CAN I PUT THIS IN WAY
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND?

245
00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,028
IT SEEMS LIKE I'M
THE BOOK YOU JUST
CAN'T PUT DOWN.

246
00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,529
I CAN TOO
PUT YOU DOWN.

247
00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:51,864
SO YOU'RE COOL THEN?

248
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,074
YOU'RE OKAY WITH
ME AND KATIE?

249
00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:54,992
SURE.
GOOD, THEN.

250
00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,118
I'M GLAD WE AGREE.

251
00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:58,955
[ Sigh ]

252
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,250
I NEED YOU TO DO
SOMETHING FOR ME.

253
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,709
DROP THE
SCIENCE ON ME.

254
00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,253
I CAN HANDLE IT.
LEARN TO USE
THE PHOTOCOPIER

255
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,170
AND THE FAX MACHINE.

256
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,922
I'LL HAVE SOME WORK
FOR YOU TOMORROW.

257
00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,131
I CAN DO THAT.

258
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:21,018
[ ♪♪♪ ]

259
00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,603
SWEET.

260
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:26,941
"HELP! STUCK IN
A DEAD END JOB."

261
00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:27,900
[ Chuckling ]

262
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:34,991
[ ♪♪♪ ]

263
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,576
HEY, DAD. THANKS
FOR GIVING ME THE
SWEET GIFT OF LIFE

264
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,203
SO I COULD BE RELATED
TO EVIL COUSIN KATIE.

265
00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,288
YOU'RE WELCOME,
PUMPKIN.

266
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,915
WHEN THE SCREEN
ASKS, "SEND ALL?"

267
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:43,958
THAT MEANS
YOU'RE FAXING

268
00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,251
EVERY DEPARTMENT
IN THE COMPANY.

269
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,961
INCLUDING THE
FOREIGN OFFICES.

270
00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,255
THERE WAS A SCREEN?
UH-HUH.

271
00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,132
THERE ARE
FOREIGN OFFICES?
UH-HUH.

272
00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:53,592
THERE ARE OTHER
DEPARTMENTS IN
THE COMPANY?

273
00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,886
TOMORROW, LET'S
START FRESH.

274
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,179
WE'LL SEE IF WE
CAN GET THROUGH
A WHOLE DAY

275
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,056
WITHOUT
JEOPARDIZING MY JOB.

276
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,686
UH-HUH. UM, I CAN STILL
EAT SNACKS, RIGHT?

277
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,106
WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE?

278
00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,275
I FAXED A HOMEMADE
COMIC AROUND THE WORLD.

279
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,235
IT'S A SPOOF ON OFFICE
LIFE CALLED "DOOZIE".

280
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,280
YOU?
I WAS TERRORIZED
BY MY LEAST
FAVOURITE COUSIN.

281
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,324
KATIE TRANSFERRED
TO BENNETT.

282
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,743
THE EMPRESS OF
ALL EVIL? HOW'D
THAT HAPPEN?

283
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,620
LET'S JUST SAY
SHE EXPELLED HER WAY
INTO OUR LIVES.

284
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,289
NOW SHE'S AFTER BEN
TO GET BACK AT ME.

285
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:26,625
THIS SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT IDEA FOR
A "DOOZIE" CARTOON!

286
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,795
DOOZIE GETS JEALOUS
WHEN HIS EVIL TWIN...
WAIT,

287
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,130
I AM NOT JEALOUS.

288
00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,798
IN THEORY.

289
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,133
I MEAN,
I WANT BEN...

290
00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:36,218
AH-HA! SEE?
YOU WANT BEN.

291
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,678
...TO BE HAPPY,

292
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,138
JUST NOT WITH KATIE.

293
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,307
LOOK, YOU WANT HER TO
BE GONE? NOT A PROBLEM.

294
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,975
SEE, I RIGGED IT

295
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,311
SO THAT EVERYTHING
WOULD GO PERFECT
TO PLAN

296
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,395
AND MS. MANN
WOULD BE ELECTED

297
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,315
PRINCIPAL
OF THE YEAR.

298
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,233
AND YET YOU CAN'T
WORK THE FAX MACHINE.

299
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,152
WHICH MEANS THERE'S
SOME CELEBRATING TO DO.

300
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,153
NOW, IF YOU WANT
TO BURY KATIE,

301
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,404
YOU'RE GOING
TO NEED A CAKE.

302
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,281
ALL RIGHT, MS. MANN
PREFERS VANILLA.

303
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,200
NOW, MS. MANN'S
GOING TO LEAVE
HER OFFICE

304
00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,327
AT 3:00 O'CLOCK,
AND THE KEY

305
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:04,497
IS TO GET MARGARET TO
MAKE YOU INTO KATIE...

306
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,875
♪ I KEEP ON REACHING OUT ♪

307
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:11,170
♪ NO ONE IS GOING
TO STOP ME ♪

308
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,964
♪ EVERYTHING
IS JUST RIGHT ♪

309
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,132
GRRRR!

310
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,384
GRRRR!

311
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,177
♪ DON'T NEED ANYONE... ♪

312
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,762
HORRIFYING.

313
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,222
I MEAN PERFECT.

314
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,431
ONE LAST THING.

315
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,477
I DO GOOD WORK.

316
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,188
♪ THIS IS ME ♪

317
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,357
SO I ASK HIM, "DAD,
HOW DO I MEET GIRLS?"

318
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,025
AND HE SAYS, "WHY DO
YOU WANT TO MEET GIRLS

319
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,069
WHEN YOU CAN SLAY THE
QUEEN OF THE NEBULA?"

320
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:36,237
[ Laughter ]

321
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,740
HEY, IF IT ISN'T

322
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,242
THE KING OF THE
DRUIDS HIMSELF.

323
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,326
HEY, HEY, HEY.

324
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,204
DRUIDS DON'T HAVE
KINGS, DAVE.

325
00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,831
IT'S A BROTHERHOOD.

326
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,040
WHOOPS!

327
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,750
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
JUST CAST A SPELL

328
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,876
OF SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS.

329
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,461
[ Chuckling ]
HAWTHORNE,

330
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,380
YOUR KID IS
A CUT-UP.

331
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,924
I GUESS SOMETIMES
THE APPLE CAN FALL

332
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:57,925
PRETTY FAR
FROM THE TREE.

333
00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:00,261
[ Chuckling ]

334
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:01,387
HEY, THANKS FOR
THE NANAIMO BAR,

335
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,805
H-BOMB.

336
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,056
HEY, NO PROBLEM,

337
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,391
BIG TIME.

338
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,061
Hal andamp;amp; Dave:
WOO-LOO-LOO-LOOP!

339
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,855
[ Laughter ]
[ Beep of P.A. system ]

340
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,398
Woman: [ Over P.A. ]
WOULD THE PERSON WHO
PUT THE MOZZARELLA

341
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,400
IN THE PAPER SHREDDER
PLEASE COME TO RECEPTION?

342
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,902
FYI, IT WAS
MONTEREY JACK.

343
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,238
BIG TIME DIGS MY NACHOS.

344
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,406
SMELL YOU LATER.

345
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,329
[ To herself ]
OKAY, HAL,

346
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,914
I'VE GOT THE CAKE
FOR MS. MANN.

347
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,834
NOW, WHERE DO I
FIND THE SPARKLERS?

348
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,924
GOOD SPOT, HAL.
COME TO MAMA.

349
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:44,930
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

350
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,350
I COULD ASK YOU THE
SAME THING, NERDBAIT.

351
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,895
THAT IS THE
SPARKLE-TRON 4000,

352
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,064
NOW BLOWING UP
CAKES BIGGER
THAN EVER BEFORE.

353
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,316
KATIE, WHAT
DO YOU MEAN?

354
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,358
W-WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
JUST WAIT.

355
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,359
DON'T WORRY,
YOU'LL SEE.

356
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:01,071
OOOH, CAKE!

357
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,365
IT'S A PRESENT
FOR OUR FAVOURITE
PRINCIPAL.

358
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,117
SURPRISE!
AWW,

359
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,410
IS THIS ABOUT
THAT WHOLE

360
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,037
PRINCIPAL OF THE
YEAR HULLABALOO?

361
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,414
I DIDN'T WANT
TO MAKE A GREAT
DEAL OUT OF IT,

362
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,458
BUT THANK YOU.

363
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,959
[ Chuckling ]

364
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,461
♪ HERE SHE COMES ♪

365
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:18,380
♪ PRINCIPAL
OF THE YEAR ♪

366
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,009
[ Explosion ]

367
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,307
[ ♪♪♪ ]

368
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,811
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
KIND OF STUNT

369
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,354
YOU TWO WERE
TRYING TO PULL,

370
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:38,025
BUT THIS HAS KATIE
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

371
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,278
NOW... WHICH ONE
OF YOU IS SHE?

372
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,530
SPILL IT.

373
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,490
I'VE GOT A DNA KIT

374
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,908
AND I'M NOT
AFRAID TO USE IT.

375
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,451
UH, MS. MANN?

376
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,995
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT KIND OF STUNT

377
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,413
KATIE WAS
TRYING TO PULL.

378
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,374
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
KATIE IS PRETENDING
TO BE ME!

379
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,334
YOU'LL NEVER GET
AWAY WITH THIS.

380
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,379
SEE, THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG,
NERDBAIT.

381
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,464
YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

382
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,424
BUT GOOD ALWAYS
WINS OVER EVIL.

383
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,301
NOT THIS TIME.

384
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,511
GOOD IS NICE.

385
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,137
GOOD IS SLOW.

386
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:10,516
GOOD DOESN'T
HAVE WHAT IT
TAKES TO WIN.

387
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,517
[ Sniff ]

388
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,269
SAYS YOU.

389
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,479
THAT'S KATIE.

390
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:22,444
IF YOU ARE
INDEED SADIE,

391
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,363
THEN WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED LIKE KATIE?

392
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:27,491
OH, BECAUSE THE BEST WAY
TO REACH TROUBLED TEENS

393
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,535
IS TO SET
A POSITIVE EXAMPLE.

394
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,037
I THOUGHT THAT
KATIE WOULD BE MORE
WILLING TO LISTEN

395
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,373
IF SHE COULD
IDENTIFY WITH ME.
UH, MS. MANN,

396
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,083
I...
ZIP, ZIP.

397
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,168
I'VE HEARD MORE THAN
ENOUGH FROM YOU.

398
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,629
AND, SADIE,
I ADMIRE YOUR EFFORTS

399
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,549
TO HELP A TEENAGE
NE'ER-DO-WELL.

400
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:47,636
IT WILL BE ONE MONTH
OF DETENTIONS
FOR YOU, KATIE.

401
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,431
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY,

402
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,516
IF NOT SOONER.

403
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,685
BUT MS. MANN!
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT...
KATIE,

404
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,229
IF YOU WANT
TO DISCUSS YOUR
BEHAVIOURAL ISSUES,

405
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,397
I'M HERE FOR YOU.

406
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,065
BE STRONG, KATIE.

407
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,984
BE STRONG.

408
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,236
WHEN I'M ON
MY DATE WITH BEN,

409
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,904
I'LL TELL HIM
YOU SAID HI.

410
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,491
[ Mixed chatter/chuckling ]

411
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,076
THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT!

412
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,662
HAL, W-W-WHERE'S
THE BLUEPRINT

413
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,457
FOR THE THOMPSON-
REID ACCOUNT?

414
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,958
[ Clearing of throat ]

415
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,006
HAL!

416
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,634
WELL, IT'S COOL
HOW THE GREASE MAKES
IT ALL SEE-THROUGH.

417
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,137
WALTER, WHAT'S
THE DELAY?

418
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,139
WE NEED...
WE NEED THAT

419
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,224
FOR THE PRESENTATION
TOMORROW!

420
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,226
[ Sigh ]
ALL RIGHT.

421
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,145
MY OFFICE NOW.

422
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,109
[ Awkward chuckle ]

423
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,195
HE WON'T GET
FIRED, RIGHT?

424
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,661
[ Yawning ]

425
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,250
[ Opening of door ]

426
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,962
NO!
[ Spritzing of spray ]

427
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,214
UH, IT'S ME, SADIE.

428
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,675
OH.

429
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,426
I DID BETTER
THAN I THOUGHT.

430
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,221
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

431
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,264
KATIE SET ME UP.

432
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,224
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

433
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,642
DITTO. KATIE
FRAMED US

434
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,268
FOR STINK-BOMBING
THE BOYS' BATHROOM.

435
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,812
Margaret:
WHICH DOESN'T
EVEN MAKE SENSE

436
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,271
BECAUSE IT
ALREADY REEKS.

437
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,232
WHY WOULD WE
EVEN BOTHER?

438
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,275
I HAVE TO STOP KATIE'S
DATE WITH BEN.

439
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,194
YOU GUYS NEED TO HELP
WITH AN ELABORATE PLAN

440
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,195
TO BUST ME
OUT OF HERE.

441
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,197
AHEM.
TAKE A LOOK.

442
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,490
[ Snoring ]

443
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,701
SEE YOU ON
THE OTHER SIDE.

444
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,746
[ Slam of door ]

445
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,293
[ ♪♪♪ ]

446
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,505
I TAKE FULL
RESPONSIBILITY
FOR HAL.

447
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,132
YEAH, YEAH.
HE'S A FUNNY KID.

448
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,342
THAT CHEESE CARVING OF
THE MONKEY: CLASSIC.

449
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,178
BUT THE OFFICE HAS
BEEN IN AN UPROAR
SINCE HE GOT HERE.

450
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,680
I THOUGHT A COUPLE
OF DAYS WITH HIS DAD

451
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,348
WOULD TEACH HIM
SOME RESPONSIBILITY.

452
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,599
I'M... I'M SORRY.

453
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,517
I UNDERSTAND,

454
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,602
BUT HE'S JEOPARDIZED
OUR BIGGEST ACCOUNT.

455
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,312
I HAVE TO MAKE
A CHANGE, WALTER.

456
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,441
IT'S NOT HIS
FAULT, BIG TIME!

457
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,817
UH, MR. MAYBERRY.

458
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,610
THE PEPPERONI DARTS
WERE MY IDEA.

459
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113
SO WAS FAXING
MY HANDS AND
PHOTOCOPYING
THE COMIC.

460
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,615
YOU CREATED DOOZIE?

461
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,284
I LOVE HIM!

462
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,786
YEAH? WELL,
THE "BEST OF" COMES
OUT THIS CHRISTMAS.

463
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,206
YEAH, I'M SURE IT'LL BE
A GREAT STOCKING STUFFER.

464
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,082
Hal:
ANYWAY,

465
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,084
I WAS THE ONE
WHO STOLE THE
TOILET PAPER

466
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,002
OUT OF THE
EXECUTIVE WASHROOM

467
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,504
AND CHANGED THE
DARK ROAST TO DECAF.
HAL.

468
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,631
PLEASE, JUST
LET ME FINISH.

469
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,471
WALTER HAWTHORNE
IS A LOYAL MAN.

470
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,140
HE'S A HARD-WORKING MAN,
HE'S A KIND MAN.

471
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,516
BUT HE'S NOT
JUST THAT.

472
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,435
HE'S A GREAT
EMPLOYEE.

473
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,728
BUT NONE OF THAT
IS IMPORTANT

474
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,563
BECAUSE MORE THAN
ANYTHING ELSE,

475
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,358
HE'S AN AMAZING DAD.

476
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,821
AND I LET HIM DOWN.

477
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,783
FOR THAT...
I'M REALLY SORRY.

478
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,622
THAT'S QUITE
A SPEECH, SON.

479
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,582
BUT IT'S NOT
GOOD ENOUGH.

480
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,708
CLEAR OUT YOUR DESK,
YOU'RE FIRED.

481
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,752
BUT IT WAS ME WHO
DID ALL THAT STUFF!

482
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,337
I'M THE GUY WHO
WRECKED EVERYTHING!

483
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,631
I KNOW. I WAS
TALKING TO YOU.

484
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,510
[ Scoffing ]
I WOULD NEVER
FIRE WALTER.

485
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,136
HE'S THE MOST
VALUABLE GUY HERE.

486
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,888
HAH!

487
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,306
WELL...

488
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:22,768
CAN I AT LEAST
MAKE ONE LAST STOP
IN THE KITCHEN?

489
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,436
YEAH, SURE.

490
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,521
GO AHEAD.

491
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,565
UH... I'LL SEE
YOU LATER, DAD.

492
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,318
[ ♪♪♪ ]

493
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:32,528
[ Closing of door ]

494
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,535
SO YOU BAILED
ON DETENTION,

495
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,703
I'VE FINALLY
REACHED YOU.

496
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,413
KUDOS.

497
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,749
LOOK, I KNOW
THIS IS JUST
A GAME FOR YOU

498
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,668
BUT BEN IS
MY FRIEND

499
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,336
AND I DON'T WANT
HIM TO GET HURT

500
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:50,712
BECAUSE YOU WANT
TO GET BACK AT ME.

501
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,881
IF BEN GETS HURT,
IT'S HIS FAULT.

502
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,510
HE'S GOT TO KNOW
THAT I WOULD NEVER GO
FOR SOMEONE LIKE HIM.

503
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,470
HE'S NOT EVEN
A GOODY TWO-SHOES.

504
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,848
HE'S LIKE A
GOODY FOUR-SHOES.

505
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,641
IN A WAY IT'S
ALMOST TOO BAD

506
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,434
BECAUSE THAT
MEANS YOU'LL
NEVER GET TO KNOW

507
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,270
THE FINER POINTS
OF BEN HARRISON.

508
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:07,396
"FINER POINTS"?

509
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,356
THAT BEN'S FAVOURITE
COLOUR IS GREY

510
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,900
OR THAT HIS
FAVOURITE FOOD IS
BARBECUE SAUCE.

511
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,319
AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
THAT EVERY DAY AT 4:15,

512
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,322
BEN LEAVES THE
DARKROOM AND GETS AN
ICE CREAM SANDWICH.

513
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,783
AND YOUR EXTREMELY
LONG AND BORING
POINT WOULD BE?

514
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:20,909
THAT HE'S HEARD
EVERYTHING YOU SAID

515
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,828
BECAUSE HE'S STANDING
RIGHT BESIDE YOU.

516
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,372
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

517
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,457
YOU... NERDBAIT!

518
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,959
Ms. Mann:
IS THAT YOU, KATIE,

519
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,335
OUT OF DETENTION?

520
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,462
IT SURE IS!

521
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,548
SHE'S SO BAD.
UNLIKE ME

522
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,341
WHO WAS JUST ON
HER WAY TO GET

523
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:39,344
MY... OPPENHEIMER
FLASK.

524
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:43,390
YOU MEAN ERLENMEYER
FLASK, KATIE.

525
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,183
SADIE HAWTHORNE
WOULD KNOW THAT.

526
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,478
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO
FIND YOU ANOTHER SCHOOL.

527
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,355
BUT...

528
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,483
UGH...
IT'S SO HARD
TO BELIEVE
YOU'RE RELATED.

529
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,236
LET GO OF ME.

530
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,696
UGH!

531
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,198
SORRY I DIDN'T
BELIEVE YOU, SADIE.

532
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,824
SHE HAD ME FOOLED.

533
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,369
AND, WELL, YOU SURE
WENT PRETTY FAR
TO CONVINCE ME.

534
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,705
IT'S WHAT
FRIENDS DO.

535
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,540
[ Chuckling ]

536
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,418
IT'S COOL THAT
EVERYTHING WORKED OUT

537
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,586
WITH THE THOMPSON-
REID ACCOUNT.

538
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,379
I ACTUALLY HAD A
BREAKTHROUGH IDEA

539
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,881
WHEN I WAS RE-DOING
THE DRAWINGS.

540
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,717
THE PEPPERONI MADE
ME THINK OF PUTTING
A POOL ON THE ROOF.

541
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,427
I THINK IT'S GOING
TO SELL THE PLACE.

542
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,804
SO, DOES THIS MEAN
I GET A PIECE OF
THE ACTION?

543
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,514
YOU MIGHT GET A
PIECE OF THE PIZZA.

544
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,557
IF YOU'RE LUCKY.

545
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,767
ALL RIGHT,
KNOCK IT UP HIGH.

546
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,727
YEAH.
YEAH.
OH.
OH.

547
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,520
Both:
WHOO-LOO-LOO-LOO!

548
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,772
[ Laughing ]

549
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,440
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
PRETTY IMPORTANT

550
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,441
IN ENGINEER-
LAND, DAD.

551
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,818
SOME MIGHT SAY
I'M BIG TIME.

552
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,736
UH, YOU KNOW,

553
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,529
YOU CAN'T STEAL
THE BOSS' NICKNAME.

554
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,324
WELL, HOW ABOUT...

555
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,408
BIG MERLIN?

556
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,786
UH... YEAH,
WE'LL WORK ON IT.

557
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,496
[ Chuckling ]

558
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,958
I'M PROUD
OF YOU, HAL.

559
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,418
YOU REALLY PROVED
YOURSELF TODAY.

560
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,879
YOU'RE FINALLY
BECOMING A MAN.

561
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,507
MMM.

562
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,466
[ Muffled ]
THANKS, DAD.

563
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,510
UM, YOU WANT
A FLOAT?

564
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,844
HIT ME.

565
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,475
MMM, MMM, MMM.

566
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,769
MMM. THAT'S GOOD.
[ Laughing ]

567
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,646
Margaret:
DID YOU AND SADIE
WORK THINGS OUT?

568
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,106
YEAH, SHE'S JUST
GOING TO GO HOME
AND CLEAN UP.

569
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,565
WE'RE GOING TO
CATCH A MOVIE.

570
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,733
I OWE HER BIG TIME.

571
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,485
[ Jingle of door chimes ]

572
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:28,870
[ ♪♪♪ ]

573
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,497
I'M IN MY HAPPY
PLACE.

574
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,581
NO ONE CAN
HURT ME.

575
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,958
I SMELL OF
CONFIDENCE.

576
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,459
I'M SAFE HERE...

577
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:35,877
HEY, GOODY
FOUR-SHOES.

578
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,796
LOOK, I'M OUT
OF HERE, BUT...

579
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,548
I WANTED TO
SAY GOODBYE.

580
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,635
[ ♪♪♪ ]

581
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:44,970
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
EVERY SO OFTEN,

582
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,514
ONE BEN TIMES
TWO "KATIES"

583
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,516
EQUALS MORE
FUN FOR ME.

584
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:53,437
HOW'S THAT FOR TAKING
CHANCES, LANKY PANTS?

585
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:58,567
[ ♪♪♪ ]